Reasons I love living alone...

* I can (try) to dance and have no one tell me how foolish I look.

* I can watch a movie and not have to care if I disturb anyone else.

* I can be a clean, neat freak and clean twice a week.

* I can take a shower at midnight.

* I can work out in my living room and not have anyone there to watch.

* I can cook whenever I have the urge to.

* I can sing while no one else is around.

* I can lay low on the weekend and have no one in my way.

* I can organize and decorate how I please.

* I can yell at the television during the football games.

* I can try new things without an audience!