Brought to you by my students ages 5 to 12...
* You're really pretty. What do you use as makeup?
* Do you have a boyfriend?
* You're eyes are beautiful. What color are they?
* Can I have your phone number?
* You're really calm and sweet. Why?
* Want to see a trick?
* Can you write my name, on my paper, for me?
* Why do I have to do __________?
* Want to know my April Fools trick?
* Why do we go to school for five day?
Oh the joy of working with students