Out of the mouths of babes

** Ms. E, is your face falling off?-by a 4 year old referring to my 2nd degree burn.

** Are you married?-by a 7 year old.

** What size shoes do you wear?-by a 3 year old boy.

** Hold this while I go potty, please!-by a 5 year old boy asking me to hold a lego toy.

** Can you help me teach my mom to cook?-by a 4 year old girl.

** Why can't we have wine at communion?-by a 6 year old boy.

** Did Jesus die on the cross near a river or water area?-by a 7 year old boy.

Laughing yet?