** Are you married?-by a 7 year old.
** What size shoes do you wear?-by a 3 year old boy.
** Hold this while I go potty, please!-by a 5 year old boy asking me to hold a lego toy.
** Can you help me teach my mom to cook?-by a 4 year old girl.
** Why can't we have wine at communion?-by a 6 year old boy.
** Did Jesus die on the cross near a river or water area?-by a 7 year old boy.