Monday, May 25, 2009

NOT ME Monday


It's that time again! Time to spread your dirty laundry all over the internet and allow people to get that "FREE THERAPY" that they ever so crave! Don't lie...I know you all love crave NMM like I do! Even though MckMama is taking Memorial day off...that surely does not stop me! Now onto what I did not do this past week:

** I have not been up since 4AM this morning. I did not wake up from a nice dream and tried really hard to go back to sleep...but to no avail. So I did not watch pointless television while trying to drift off to sleep. Nothing worked, so I think this Monday will be a little long...ya think? Oh well...

** I did not drive like a maniac to my babysitting job last Monday. Nope, I always give myself plenty of time to get to places. With me being the regimented person I am, I did not get very agitated when I was in afternoon traffic and all of the lights changed red on me.

** Nope...I also did not get MAD at these little old people (no pun intended) going 20 miles below the given speed limit and also making me almost late.

** I did not have to drive out to the outskirts of a different town having no idea where I was at and certainly did not do a happy dance when I arrived on the dot at 5pm!

** It is just not not a good idea to mess with me when I have no idea where I am going!

** I did not allow the 11month old and 4 year old that I was babysitting strip down to their diaper/underwear and play with the water hose while getting completely soaked. I did not have the best time listening to their squeals of excitement and glee either :)

** I was not jealous of all the DVDs the 4 year old had either. She did not have a tv with a DVD built-in in her room either! She is 4 for goodness sakes!

** Since I lost track of time on Wednesday morning and was running 5 minutes late to class. I certainly did not loose my balance while running up concrete stairs with my hands full, do a little jig to try to regain my composure, and completely kill my left, big toe in the process. I then did not cry a little because it hurt that bad. Have you ever taken the top of your big toe so bad that it looks like a big, blistery mess? YES/NO? If you have, then you know how it feels!

** While making Pumpkin Bake, I did not use a TABLESPOON of a few ingredients instead of a TEASPOON! I most certainly know how to read measuring tools and do so all the time :)

Hope you got a few laughs today :) Have a great Monday!!!!



11 comments:

Tobi said...

I'm the worst driver when I don't know where I'm going!

Also one time (when I was 20) I tripped on a smoke machine my Mom was using for Halloween. I actually ripped my big toe open and had to get five stitches on Halloween night. Yes I did cry. A LOT.

E @ Scottsville said...

Mmmmm, Pumpkin ANYTHING sounds good right about now. You're making me hungry!

So you liked my Post It Note huh? I wondered how many people would see it in advance and go "HUH?" ha ha ha

Thanks for visiting! And don't forget to check me out over at "Five Moms & A Blog" today too! It's my day over there as well.

~Erica

McCrakensx4 said...

OUCH...hope your toe feels better soon! And I too, always mess up the teaspoon and tablespoon thing...geesh!!! Happy Memorial Day!

Five Moms & A Blog said...

Ahhh, so you have C.C.D., too, huh?! Well, at least we know! I'm not working too hard on my addiction. I intend to 'keep' it!

Have a great Memorial Day!

~Erica

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

OUCH!!! That toe sounds painful!!!

BoufMom9 said...

OMGosh! Your poor toe! OUCHIE!

LOL about using a TBS by accident. bet that tasted "yummy".

~*Michelle*~ said...

Thanks for all the giggles....I can just imagine how much fun it was for the kids to be running "free"!

and I am also guilty of measuring mishaps. :)

Sneaky Momma said...

Poor Elyse! Sounds like you had a rough week. Have you posted your recipe for the pumpkin bake before? Did I miss it? :)

Ace said...

Thanks for following my blog!

Julie said...

I have NEVER mixed up teaspoon and tablespoon. :)

Suzanne said...

Hi Elyse! Wanted to add my Not Me since I didn't post this week. I did not forget to wash my son's baseball shirt, so I did not take it out among the dirty laundry pile, sniff it, then spray it with Fabreze! Yeesh! Bad mommy!